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« Reply #30 on: July 19, 2019, 02:15:32 am »
I saw this article tonight and thought of this topic.  At least in the first few pages, the article never says ¨village¨ it talks about the tiniest towns in every state in America. (Including at least one where the ¨town¨ has an official population of only 1 person.) 
Move your family to one of these teeny towns and you just might double its population!
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« Reply #31 on: July 19, 2019, 11:24:40 am »
I saw this article tonight and thought of this topic.  At least in the first few pages, the article never says ¨village¨ it talks about the tiniest towns in every state in America. (Including at least one where the ¨town¨ has an official population of only 1 person.)  https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/tiniest-town-every-state-040000773.html
#21 is Port Tobacco Village, Maryland              If I had time I'd look to see if any of these places are legally incorporated as towns. I'm guessing calling them towns is just a way to grab readers. No matter, it's a good little read. Many of these places would technically be called ghost towns, in my opinion.

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« Reply #32 on: July 19, 2019, 02:01:32 pm »
Valley.  So I have a valley joke.  True story.

My brother was studying to be a doctor and part of that study was to follow a real doctor around to learn about illness and diagnosis.  So he went to each patient to ask them what the doctor said they had and what was the treatment plan.  The patients would routinely screw up the Latin scientific names for their illnesses, and the most entertaining screw ups were inevitably the venereal disease patients.  My brother had several stories but the one that sticks out the most was a woman who had a venereal disease that sounded like "granuloma omnovallis", which she massacred into:

"The doctor said I have a grand aroma in my valley"
To which my brother replied,
"That might very well be true, but I am really looking for the name of your illness".

He got an A in that course.
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Re: Village
« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2019, 03:54:15 pm »
A lot of place names have the name „valley“ in them, so that’s not unusual. But the only place I know of where people say they live „in The Valley“ is in the San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles, like Neal said, which incidentally is a dump. It was poorly developed in the 1950s and used to just be orange trees and orchards. Then it got bought up and developed into housing areas. Not much to get excited about.

It is surrounded North and South by smaller hills, so I suppose it really is a valley. But it is consists of multiple unincorporated areas of Los Angeles County, except for Burbank, and a few other places I suppose. Burbank is the only place I know of that got caught up in the movie /TV industry, which is what it's known for.

No, you can keep The Valley as far as I’m concerned. I guess it’s what you would call a term of art. I think it only refers to that dumpy place, with towns like Reseda, Northridge, Van Nuys, Pacoima and more. No thanks.
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