Even Greener Pastures

Wasn't the title a little misleading, Jerry? Shouldn't it have said "... and two peckers"?

Plus, since I'm not on Twitter, would you mind explaining what exactly the National Enquirer's blackmailing was about? They said they'd publish these photos if Bezos did/didn't... what?

They were going to publish the photos and sexts between Bezos and his mistress. As far as I know, Trump doesn't figure into this story. The fake news is theorizing, with no evidence, that Trump used the CIA to get the sexts and photos. Another example of why only three or four people, on a good day,  trusts the 'news' media in the U.S. of A.