Even Greener Pastures

I don't quite see what you're getting at, Jerry. Correct me if I'm wrong, but if somebody believes producers of sedans* got together and decided to murder President Kennedy because his preference for convertibles was detrimental to their business - which would qualify as a conspiracy, right? - then that somebody believes in a conspiracy and is therefore a conspiracy theorist, isn't he?

*Oops, I've just found out that "sedan" and "convertible" are not antonyms. Sigh. Well, you know what I mean, don't you?