Even Greener Pastures

I tried, Blonde. I am sorry it sounds like a brochure for the Swiss national Tourism Office.
Having been brought up in this milieu , I relate everything to it.

Hotel - Five stars, only the best is good enough
Fort - Switzerland and his hidden forts during WWII
Legend - César Ritz a Swiss peasant son who migrated to Paris and London and became a famous hotelier (king of hoteliers and hotelier to kings)
Atmosphere - unique, up in the Alps
Service - the best personnel comes from Spain, they are never excessively servile but always attentive
Uniqueness- our product of course! We excel.
Comfort - a firm mattress and an excellent reading lamp and a heating/cooling system regulated individually
Poetry - Byron whose poems (the Prisoner of Chillon) brought his countrymen toSwitzerland and launched tourism in the Alps.
Emotions - freedom, happiness, fresh air
Details- everything counts
Soul - tradition, authenticity